All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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