Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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