I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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