Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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