Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
