she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Randomize
