please come you make the beer taste better
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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