I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Let's paint friendship bongs
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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