They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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