We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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