And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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