I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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