Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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