Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
