Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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