Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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