Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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