He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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