I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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