this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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