I want to stick my p in your. b.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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