We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
