I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
