i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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