Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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