Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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