Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she was so not down for the gang bang
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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