I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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