Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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