Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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