I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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