This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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