You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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