i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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