As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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