Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
