You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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