Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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