Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The power of my boobs compel you
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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