so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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