Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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