Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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