If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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