I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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