R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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