i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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