ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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