And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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