whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Say something about gay babies.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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