Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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