He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My life is pants optional.
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