I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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