I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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