This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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