would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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